Oh, the romance of it all. There you are in a darkened room, the walls flickering from the candlelight. You have on that secret little thing you like, the one that makes you feel oh-so-hot, something from the lingerie section at Sears or maybe the scuba shop at the mall. Whatever. You’re sipping a fine Charles Shaw vintage 2006 cabernet as Celine Dion softly croons the theme from Titanic from your boom box. And in front of your eyes you behold two delicious creatures making slow, sensual, tender love to each other.
